February 22, 2003

Lingam Gnosis The Ancient Art of Penis Reading

  1. >Part 1, in which Yoni Passionata writes that everything you need to know about your man is written on his cock.
  2. >Part 2, in which she writes about guys like Chad from Miami: the shape, color, bend and tight testicles here all scream air penis. Its long smooth head suggests an intelligent, imaginative lover...nostalgia and memories of childhood probably play an important role in the fantasy life and love-play of the owner of this reflective, backwards looking penis. This is further underlined by the two swellings under the base of the shaft, as these often represent deep-seated drives and desires that have their roots in the past

Did you catch all that? Can you say phrenology? I thought you could.

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