November 19, 2003

In War News

In Iraq the Coalition of the Willing has begun kicking the ass of various buildings. Word on the street is that most houses on cul de sacs have surrendered. With the apparent caving of warehouses & those tall office buildings in Baghdad CENTCOM has assured this reporter that we are just days away from a crushing victory over architecture in Iraq.

When pressed on this issue Defense Secretary Rumsfield denied that he ever said buildings were responsible for American deaths but when pressed refused to say they weren't.

UPDATE This just in. CENTCOM has confirmed that athletic fields are also being destroyed to ensure that errant houses do not receive "support".

Posted by filchyboy at November 19, 2003 11:13 AM | TrackBack


there are cul-de-sacs and athletic fields in iraq? i'm feeling terribly unaware this morning

Posted by: alyssa at November 20, 2003 07:17 AM

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