November 04, 2003

Email Pass-A-Long

A lobbyist, on her way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to herself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual." She noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so she rolled down her window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"

The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qa'ida, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

Posted by filchyboy at November 4, 2003 08:00 PM | TrackBack


Bwa-hahahahahahaha! Thanks, I needed that!

Posted by: Rayne at November 5, 2003 06:32 AM

Ronald Reagan is sitting in his retirement home with a bunch of other confused old guys. Suddenly he breaks the silence. "You know, I used to be president of the United States." "Yeah", say the other guys "me too!".

Posted by: Harald at November 5, 2003 10:20 AM

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