March 10, 2003

A Fractured Penis

A man was admitted to the emergency department at 1 am in obvious distress. He was agitated, his skin cold and clammy, suggestive of blood loss.

Doctors were shocked to find a markedly swollen penis as the cause which required immediate surgery to remove a large blood clot. The question — how did it happen?

He was reluctant to explain but finally admitted he had been masturbating vigorously when he heard a sudden snap followed by intense pain and swelling.

The diagnosis? A fractured penis, the 67th case to be reported in world literature.

Posted by filchyboy at March 10, 2003 12:00 AM | TrackBack

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