November 21, 2003

Morning Developments

I awoke this morning and rushed to the computer to check on world events. I had this terrible feeling that there had been some horrible event. Sure enough rockets had been fired in Baghdad.

But then I saw that Paris Hilton had canceled her appearance on David Letterman and I realized the terrible truth: Michael Jackson is Paris Hilton.

Posted by filchyboy at November 21, 2003 07:01 AM | TrackBack


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