November 15, 2003

Miss Digital World

In order to compete in Miss Digital World contestants must never have taken part, not even as extras or cameos, in any type of pornographic films, shows or plays. (I guess this means Paris Hilton won't be competing.) Also the contestant must never have made public pronouncements of a potentially embarrassing nature, or in any way not in tone with the moral spirit of the Competition. (So much for Andrew Sullivan's desire to take home the crown.) And finally must have the complete and unconditional availability of their own image and name. (Which pretty much leaves the stalker Luskin out in the cold.)

Posted by filchyboy at November 15, 2003 09:12 AM | TrackBack


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