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»Its obvious to me that if you really want to be cool, if you really want to be the shit, what you need to do is something, something like wait 20 yrs. until all these hipsters tattoos become faded and stretched out like some cows udder been milked, bovine growth formulaed till you wanna puke, been milked with a machine for a lifespan. Till the rods they stuck through their nipples & cocks & scrotum walls have been chucked for some new post victorian phase of labial reconstruction. These little girls will wake in a gush, some crimson sea tween their legs, some 4am hour and realize they want to breed. Itll be some electrochemical pulse whichll make em all jump together like some shit grey lemmings and then, then, thats when you wanna be hanging up your shingle Fuckin Modern Primitives Anonymous getting into the plastic surgery biz like fuckn fixing a wall been kicked got a hole cut a patch a drywall fit it in and slap some shit on it and make it look nice and then some cheap bastard crashes his beamer says he cant pay ya but youre fucking his wife, you got the shit, the ride, and hes lying through his soon to be messed up perfect white teeth but you got the business man, thats the business, just you wait all youll need is to be the man they go to when they want to fix their dicks get their teets back in shape so they can suckle some shrimp. So all over amerika theyll be getting the urge to scronk and theyll be saying Fuck that birth control shit and theyll be coming to you saying Do me dude. And thats, thats when you got it.«
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