Why Geeks and Sex Don't

Why Geeks and Sex Don't Mix - Mike Perry

It was brought to my attention several years ago that this integral actually comes out to be greater than zero if the limit a is some odd imaginary multiple of Pi. (Technically the real part of the result is greater than zero for all a such that i*k*Pi/2 > a > 3i*k*Pi/2 for any odd integer k). So it may be that imaginary Sex is, in some cases, actually greater than fun. Especially if it involves some odd number of real pies. There are also those who would try to argue that it may be that real Sex can be greater than fun if it involves an odd number of imaginary pies. These people are clearly fools, because they are neglecting the fact that the limits themselves are imaginary as soon as you bring imaginary pies into the mix. In fact, it's probably best if you leave imaginary pi out of Sex altogether. After all, real homemade pi is better than imaginary pi any day of the week.

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