October 31, 2003

I've Been Hit.

Gay porn spam.

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The Hollywood Lube Bandits

"We're offering a reward of 1000 condoms for information leading to the arrest of our burglar."

Life continues to amuse.

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October 24, 2003

Nick Pike

Read it & weep, baby, read it & weep!

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A Hornet's Nest (In a Teapot)

This young man apparently is not quite clear on the concepts of facts & how they relate to opinions. Apparently my comment about this young man's need for an enema shows my violence & intolerance. Yes that's what I am. I am violent, watch me flex my muscles, and I am intolerant, shut up & sit down.

Pieter is so young. I do hope he survives when his God smacks him in the face and shows him the costs of his arrogance.

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October 22, 2003

COPA, Again

It looks as though I will be filing an amicus brief in the continuing saga of the Child Online Protection Act which the United States Supreme Court just decided to revisit.

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Yea, It's the Lifestyle That's Hate Filled

This guy seriously needs a good enema.

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October 11, 2003

Totally Had Me at Fellatio

Okay, so I'm naive. Sue me. But first why don't you fellate me.

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October 09, 2003

Killing Drew Ehrlich

"It is incredibly important to get that message to young men. You know, really, if I had an opportunity to shoot Drew Ehrlich, I think I would," Mr. Filkins said, laughing. "I hate to say that, but you know, like I said, I'm raising a girl ... and I think, 'Oh my goodness, what would I do if I had a daughter who is seeing these images and having peer pressure?'"

I think it is important to say what type of gun you will use to shoot young Master Ehrlich.

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Vatican Goes Insane

An ignorant Cardinal Alfonso Lopez Trujillo, the president of the Vatican's Pontifical Council for the Family, has declared:

"The Aids virus is roughly 450 times smaller than the spermatozoon. The spermatozoon can easily pass through the 'net' that is formed by the condom.

"These margins of uncertainty... should represent an obligation on the part of the health ministries and all these campaigns to act in the same way as they do with regard to cigarettes, which they state to be a danger."

Wow! Okay obviously there is no convincing these fools who obviously have the resources to understand the facts but choose not to. But don't you listen to this fool.

Let me explain. hold on, working

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important!: if anyone (preferably female, but I'M not picky) in buffalo or ontario can give Math a big wet smooch, we can get BILL CLINT0N onto the big loop. that's right. he's in misc now!

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October 01, 2003

Sex With a Large Black Man

Okay here's the deal. When you call me and want to talk about the sex tape you made with your wife and the large black man it's okay. I mean I may get a bit turgid as you describe the set up. I may even betray a bit of interest. (Probably not but I understand your desire to have someone outside of your wife to share the tale with.) It's okay. I want you to feel comfortable to share your doings on the porn set. After all whatever your problem is I just may be able to be of assistance. And everyone knows I am a giver.

And yes I know he had a large penis. Yes of course he doesn't normally wear a condom. You see it is usually better to serve your customers, with their made to order porn shoots, when you are able to expose your huge cock instead of wrapping it in latex. (Unless of course you paid for the latex fetish option.)

But you see here's the deal. When you tell me the tale and ask my advice well then I am inclined to give it. When he fooled you about wearing the condom and came inside your wife he just may have gotten her pregnant. He just may have given her a disease. I mean I doubt he gave her a disease as he is a pro, after all.

But seriously if this happened 3 days ago and, since you asked my opinion, there is a time table for using the day after pill (3 days I think) then when I tell you drop what you are doing and go to the doctor to see about the getting the pill the thing you want to do is actually drop what you are doing and go to the doctor.

Don't tell me the story again. I heard it and understand. I don't need to know any more details. The camera angle when you noticed the big black man was losing the condom just doesn't contribute to my understanding of your problem. And to be sure I can't help you decide if the porn production company cheated you. Even if I could help you decide this you have a much more immediate problem. Got to the doctor, now.

Okay I hope that clears things up. You are welcome!

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