July 2000 Archives

The Intimacy of Fellatio

| | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

"Clearly even the most rigorous bout of coitus pales in comparison with the intimacy of fellatio, at least for the one giving it: nesting one's face in the musty, doughy pelt of your partner's loins; bringing the full force of your tongue, lips, teeth (indeed, your entire face) to bear on the swollen, supplicant shaft; coaxing the salty swell of seed-bearing spermatozoa burgeoning from deep within the vulnerable, fuzz-laced scrotum; and, finally, partaking in the ultimate exchange of bodily fluids. (For what could be more carnal and, well, in your face than swallowing sperm?) All this is far more complex than the simple act of coitus, where the key fits in the ignition and things more or less just happen. Fellatio is hard labor, in every sense of the word."

- Annie Auguste

I'm a Pontifical Secret Too!

| | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

...not too surprised by this

The Rome daily La Republica reminded readers Sunday that the church has not resolved the problems of pedophilia and homosexuality in the clergy.

The paper's veteran Vatican watcher, Marco Politi, wrote that a report on pedophilia among American priests prepared in April by the pope's guardians of orthodoxy, the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith, was sealed as a "pontifical secret."

About this Archive

This page is an archive of entries from July 2000 listed from newest to oldest.

October 2000 is the next archive.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.

Art Condoms

  • Life Guard
  • Vulpture Inc.
  • Simpson's Condoms?
  • Condom Bindaas Bol
  • A Solution To Enrique's Tiny Problem

Condom Blog

  • Good Intentions Gone Awry?
  • Condoms & Global Climate Change
  • Shrinking Market in the UK?
  • Enrique's Small Penis
  • Back & All Over the Place

New Stuff

  • Trojan Intense Ribbed Condoms
  • Pjur Med Clean Intimacy Spray
  • Manglide by Astroglide
  • Teenage Pony Girls Original One-Sheet
  • Best of Gail Palmer Original One-Sheet

Recent Comments

lissa writes: Look I really do not agree with this site. You have no right to put people down like that. It really is not what you are doing. They ask for your advice so you give it to them in a nice friendly way, not by putting them down. Anyway just thought you would like to know. P.S. are you male or female and I love sex I also love threesomes if you are interested. love lissa

ScrewDriver writes: Filchy, Can you imagine ? SCOTLAND: AGE MATTERS, TOO Scientists working the ancient rocks of Scotland have discovered fossils of the oldest known genitals, belonging to a 400-million-year-old ancestor of the daddy long legs. The arachnids were of an order called harvestmen, and long legs were not their only outstanding feature. Preserved within the male fossil was a penis two-thirds the length of its body, which New Scientist magazine said was similar to those of modern-day harvestmen. The previous oldest penis, which dated back 100 million years and was found in Brazil, belonged to an ostracod, a minute crustacean. Something to think about, and wish for there go I! Regards SD ~<>~

Alexander Inglis writes: Christopher, hun! This is *just* a shameless plug for my blog ... and now I *have* added you, too. Big hugs! Alexander SensualPoet In Toronto

Subscribe to feed